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Re: The Never Ending Story

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Then DarkerJ took into his own hands to help Bill Gates. Bill Gates was happy to see someone who actually respected him, and agreed to help set up security around MS. He gave Random_User a call, asking him to discover who LSoSB really was... when Andy...
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Is LSoSB the way I spell it?
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Re: The Never Ending Story

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No, it's LSoUB
....recruited DarkerJ, Matth360, and Random_User to identify LSoUB. DarkerJ and Matth360 were offered a promotion to an Administrator on the BetaArchive Forum. Random_User, who was already an Administrator was offered access to numerous rare and unleaked builds as well as Classified Information in exchange for identifying LSoUB.

However, it would not be easy and would take a long time, and many fake builds being leaked to numerous beta collector communities.

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DarkerJ went undercover, setting up numerous accounts on these beta collector communities by different names. He gained access to the betas, getting even more genuine fake builds by LSoUB. However, it was deemed that two builds were actually real, these builds being Longhorn 3504, and Odyssey 2541. These rare builds were then spread around the internet. DarkerJ purchased a Mac Pro 8 TB server for backup of BA, with ALL posts and files, totaling to 2 Terabytes in size. It was a hefty download, but 18 MPS from Bresnan was extra handy. Random_User got me and Andy together in person together so he could negotiate the evidence they all found. Random_User reported that...
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Re: The Never Ending Story

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DarkerJ has committed a questionable act against forum rules.

However, after administrative review and an explanation from DarkerJ, it was deemed justified.

Throughout the undercover operation, DarkerJ, Matth360, and Random_User researched the allegedly fake builds and submitted them to BetaArchive Staff Members and Independent Experts for investigation.

However, the case got stranger when it was discovered that some of the independent experts that were being assigned Fake Files Investigations were members on the beta collectors communities.

Some of them have previously declared some of the builds to be real due to how cleverly they were crafted.

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These were real though. In order to properly identify these builds, he took all the builds to Bill Gates, and Bill Gates said "Indeed the Odyssey 2541 and Longhorn 3504 are legitimate." DarkerJ no longer had worry over the 2 builds, but something unusual (VERY unusual) was lurking in BetaArchive's forums. This guy, wasn't an alien, nor a human. It was an animal. An animal who was inteligent, walked on two legs, talked (as in spoke english), and it is confirmed that he did in fact build a plane, and has numerous other inventions. He also likes Windows Betas, and has a lab all of his own. He wasn't evil either. What was this animal, what was his username, and more importantly, who was he?
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Re: The Never Ending Story

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its was me (Someguy2)

then when Random_User and Darkerj saw Someguy2

Darkerj ask someguy2 how did you turn into an animal

then someguy2 explaned:

the guys of the old nick (nickelodeon 90s) was fighting with the soviet union and me.we were fighting for betaarchive and youtubes freedom.someguy named unchi1999 shot someguy2 with animal poison.then it turned someguy2 into a monkey.then few days later

7/16/2010

the major of the soviet union named the grumble and his team of monsters was able to find out who is unchi1999

unchi1999 is Justin Ronny.The most wanted criminal in the United States.

MEANWHILE:

i set off to the united states to find rare beta
and that's how i found you darkerj or you found me

THEN...............

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I bought an NVIDIA GTX480 GPU which then exploded and blew a hole in my wall when trying to play a hacked version of Crysis that was set to run on 8 monitors all at once!
But....

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mattarnster's computer was full of wood screws, shorting out every single component inside.
Shrugging, he tossed the dead computer into the trash but keeping the hard drive so he could smash the platters up so no one would find out what was on it.
As he was going back into his house, someone screamed "PORK SHOULDERS". This person was...
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lol, nVidia
Goodbye.

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then shot by...
See my profile for my website link.

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Re: The Never Ending Story

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DarkerJ wrote:This guy, wasn't an alien, nor a human. It was an animal. An animal who was inteligent, walked on two legs
Humans are animals (Kingdom: Animalia, Phylum: Chordata, Class: Mammalia, Order: Primates, Family: Hominidae, Genus: Homo, Species: Sapiens).

Anyways, back on topic.........


...............a rival beta collector, however, LSoUB survived.

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Re: The Never Ending Story

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DarkerJ knew of LSoUB coming back, and notified all the other fellow administrators. Andy decided to...
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Re: The Never Ending Story

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have Random_User, Matth360, and DarkerJ get technical information about the IP Address(es) allegedly used by LSoUB on the various forums.

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then Matth360 go to investigate LSoUB IP address and DarkerJ discovered that Matth360 real name was: Rob Jansen!
then Rob Jansen(Matth360)...
I'm a normal Youtuber that does Youtube things...

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Re: The Never Ending Story

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was immediately reported to the Staff Members of the BetaArchive Forum by DarkerJ.

Rob Jansen/Matth360 was investigated for sockpuppetry, a violation of the BetaArchive Forum rules which carries the penalty of a permanent ban from the BetaArchive Forum.

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Re: The Never Ending Story

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DarkerJ went and found 4 different IPs used by LSoUB:

168.192.2.1
168.12.3.69
192.168.2.4
192.192.127

One of these IP's that were used (192.168.2.4) was a secure wireless network. DarkerJ exploited a flaw in that IP address, and used Remote Desktop to access his computer. He found several more unknown builds and copied 5 GB of Chicago, Janus, Whistler, Nashville (Build 1022), and Memphis builds to his computer. After testing these builds, none of them were real. It then popped into DarkerJ that LSoUB hacked Rob Jansen and posted these builds impersonating Matth360. DarkerJ notified the Administrators that Rob Jansen was hacked, and Matth360 was given his account back, and was a site moderator. Rob Jansen was also ticked that his account was hacked then banned, but today, he got his account back.
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Then, DarkerJ, Matth360, and Rob Jansen were suspected of incompetence in carrying out official duties. All 3 were issued a Level 1 Warning and were threatened with receiving a second level 1 warning, a 1 week ban, and cancellation of the deal for rare and unleaked builds if such behavior continued.

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Re: The Never Ending Story

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1 week later, those builds were sent in by LSoUB impersonating Matth360 that were ALL fake. Andy and mrpijey were thinking "Oh phooey! What they were saying is was the truth all along! Crap..." and they were made Administrators, like DarkerJ.
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When I said an animal, it wasn't anyone here on this story now, it was not Someguy2 or a primate either. Here's a another hint, he had sky blue eyes.
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Re: The Never Ending Story

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Meanwhile, Steve Jobs, who invaded the Microsoft Corporation twice, was charged with 4 counts of War Crimes.

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By DarkerJ. DarkerJ found Bill Gates unconscious on his desk, with a "Windows SUCKS" message on his computer monitor. DarkerJ performed CPR on Bill Gates, and none of them worked, except for the the failed mouth-to-mouth trick, where he barfed in Gate's mouth (Oh god ), and Bill woke up, while DarkerJ lifts up his face, so Bill wont know that someone barfed in his mouth.
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Re: The Never Ending Story

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Steve Jobs was ordered to be tried at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base and tortured every day at midnight while detained at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base.

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Bill and Balmer sat there watching YouTube with DarkerJ eating popcorn watching Steve getting tortured. DarkerJ asks Bill to join BA, as he is a member himself, and will explain to him the rules and such, and Bill agrees. DarkerJ tells Andy and the other fellow administrators about Bill joining, and Bill was set as a moderator. Bill then leaks Windows 8 build 7504 to BA.
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Re: The Never Ending Story

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It's 2008 in this part of the never ending story. Considering the build tag of Microsoft Codename Windows 8 Build 7504, it would be more obvious that it's a fake at that time than it is now.

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Whoops.
Anyways, Bill leaks some build of Windows 7 to BA.
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Re: The Never Ending Story

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That "some build of Microsoft Windows 7" was none other than build 6471.

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People get exited. Then Billy (that was his username) became an Administrator BA, and DarkerJ (and all other Administrators) was offered some EXTREMELY rare Windows betas. Bill and Balmer liked these betas "Because they bring back old memories."
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