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 PostPost subject: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:34 pm 
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The train was quite crowded, and a U. S. Marine walked the entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle.

The war-weary Marine asked, 'Ma'am, may I have that seat?'

The French woman just sniffed and said to no one in particular 'Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.'

The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat left was under that dog.

'Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very tired.'

She snorted, 'Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant!'

This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.

The woman shrieked, 'Someone must defend my honor! this American should be put in his place!'

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, 'Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window...'

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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 4:41 pm 
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Hahahahah, that was great.

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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:01 pm 
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XD, where did you get this one?


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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:20 pm 
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Wow... that joke gets around fast... I emailed it to a bunch of people before it hit BA...
I think the other Andrew sent it to andy over MSN

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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:33 pm 
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Wow... that joke gets around fast... I emailed it to a bunch of people before it hit BA...
I think the other Andrew sent it to andy over MSN


My mother e-mailed me it.

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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:29 pm 
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Oh that is good! haha


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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:04 pm 
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LOL :D :D


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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:24 pm 
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That's a good one now to mass mail it.

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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:36 pm 
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LOL dis funny :)

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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 8:08 pm 
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rofl - that's a nice one :D

(although i'm german)

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Very good! ^^


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 PostPost subject: Re: Quite Funny - British Humour        Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 3:00 am 
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HAHA :D :D ^^ ^^

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