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 PostPost subject: Hell's Angels (Biker Gang)        Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2009 3:59 pm 
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Got this email this morning! Enjoy! :)

A little old lady decided to join The Hell's Angels!
One day she goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker
with tattoos all over his arms answers. She boldly proclaims, "I want
to
join your club." The guy is amused, and decides to humor her a bit,
so
he says, she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join.
The biker asks;"Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over
there," and
points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway. The biker then
asked: "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, Yep, like a
fish.
I'll drink any man in your club under the table.
The biker then asks, "Do you smoke?" The little
old lady replies
"Yep,smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs of cigarettes and three
joints a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm shooting
pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "You sound like one
bad
Mama. Tell me, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've
been
swung around by my nipples a few times.


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 PostPost subject: Re: Hell's Angels (Biker Gang)        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 12:55 am 
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harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :D

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 PostPost subject: Re: Hell's Angels (Biker Gang)        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 10:54 am 
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lol Nice one.


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 PostPost subject: Re: Hell's Angels (Biker Gang)        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 2:43 pm 
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Truly did not see that coming :P


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 PostPost subject: Re: Hell's Angels (Biker Gang)        Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:14 pm 
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haha. No me neither.

I get all sorts just like that through email. Maybe I'll post some more sometime.


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