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 PostPost subject: How men amuse themselves in Tesco        Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:19 pm 
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Proof of what can happen when a woman drags her bloke along shopping.

This letter was actually sent by Tesco's Head Office to a customer in Oxford:


Dear Mrs. Murray,

Whilst we would like to thank you for your valued custom and use
of the Tesco Loyalty Card, the Manager of our store in Banbury is
considering banning you and your family from shopping with us, unless your
husband stops his antics.

Below is a list of his actions over the past few months all verified by our surveillance cameras:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trolleys when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to feminine products aisle.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares..... and watched what happened..

5. August 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. September 15: Set up a tent in the outdoor clothing department and told shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring sausages and a Calor gas stove.

7. September 23: When the Deputy Manager asked if she could help him, he began to cry and asked, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

8.. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.

9. October 10: While appearing to be choosing kitchen knives in the Housewares aisle asked an assistant if he knew where the
antidepressants were.

10. November 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the Mission Impossible' theme.

11.November 6: In the kitchenware aisle, practised the 'Madonna look' using different size funnels.

12. November 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed, yelled 'PICK ME!' 'PICK ME!'

13. November 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, assumed the foetal position and screamed 'NO! NO! It's those voices again.'

And; last, but not least:

14. November 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while; then yelled, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here.'

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 PostPost subject: Re: How men amuse themselves in Tesco        Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:29 pm 
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Was that actually true? You had me in stitches. Haha :P


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 PostPost subject: Re: How men amuse themselves in Tesco        Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:31 pm 
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Hmm, this reminds me of this epic prank:

(It was posted here as well, but HTML code no longer works

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 PostPost subject: Re: How men amuse themselves in Tesco        Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 12:07 am 
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thlump: I have never seen that before that was genius!


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 PostPost subject: Re: How men amuse themselves in Tesco        Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 1:45 pm 
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Epic, how most teenagers amuse them selves except it tends to be riding past people going "beep beep!"

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 PostPost subject: Re: How men amuse themselves in Tesco        Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:15 am 
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The letter is fairly old, I've seen it with a few different store names (target, wal-mart)


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