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 PostPost subject: a joke funny because it sucks so much        Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 1:24 am 
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one of my friends heard a joke at thought it was true.

someone told him the pope wanted to buy Chrysler and change its name to Jesus Chrysler (har har har, horrible joke in my opinion) and my friend actually believed this. so he starts telling everyone in the room this and they all get it but no body tells him (he usually is on the opposite end of this) and he comes to me last and tells me and i tell him it was a joke and his face turned the reddest i could have imagined.


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 PostPost subject: Re: a joke funny because it sucks so much        Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 8:07 pm 
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Wow that's a pretty big fail...


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Wow that's a pretty big fail...

Wow, thats a pretty big bump :wink:


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Why do scuba divers fall into the water backwards?




























If they fell forward, they would land in the boat.


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 PostPost subject: Re: a joke funny because it sucks so much        Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 8:33 am 
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An Englishman walks into a pub with an octopus. He sits the octopus down on a stool and tell everyone in the pub this is a very talented animal. "He can play any musical instrument in the world."

Everyone in the pub laughs, calling him an idiot. So he says that he will bet $50 to anyone who has an instrument that the octopus can't play.

A Welshman walks up with a guitar and sets it beside the octopus. Immediately the octopus picks up the guitar and starts playing better than Segovia. The Welshman pays his $50.

Another Englishman walks up with a trumpet. This time the octopus plays the trumpet better than Miles Davis. This Englishman also pays up his $50.

Then a Scotsman walks up with some bagpipes. He gives them to the octopus who fumbles around with them in a confused fashion for several minutes.

"Ha!" the Scot says, "Can ye nae play it?"

The octopus looks up at him and says, "Play it? I'm going to make love to it as soon as I figure out hove to get it's pajamas off.


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