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 PostPost subject: Quotes from a Higschool Biology teacher...        Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 12:21 am 
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All these Quotes are from my Biology teacher

"My dropper is rock hard. It god hard and crusty over the summer."

"These potatoes have a lot of energy."

"Someone stole my radish seeds!"

"It is really going to be painfully a pain."

"I had to go home and get my moss. I forgot it in the woods."

"If you have a sex drive and you're a male priest, look out."

"If we throw you in water for ten years, you're going to die of mildew. You won't grow gills."

"Same-sex marriage. Doesn't that sound so good?"

"The man has an arrow pointed to heaven and the woman has an upside-down cross for hell."

"This is a horny bumblebee flower."

"Ouch! Somebody nailed me!"

"Are all nuns true virgins?"

"If I would've been a blind Indian a hundred and fifty years ago, they would've had me picking up sticks with the Squaws."

"How do you know the difference between an X and a Y chromosome? You pull down their genes."

"Get on your balls and attack the A-hole!"

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These quotes are very distasteful. Having animative wording is a great attribute, and to have a teacher like that is a gem - I remember some of my teachers, who were very animative; it was a running gimmic and we hung on that teacher, waiting for her to say something amusing, but recording them is not cool.

These quotes may have been said in classroom, but posting them on the internets is very malicious. It doesn't sound like that though, it appears you've posted these in an attempt to mock him, and I don't find it appropriate that you single out teachers like this.

If you're looking for support in your imaginary vendetta against your biology teacher... go on vent or something - don't bring the forum into it. If you're having problems with your teachers wording, tell him to calm it down a notch.

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I also think they're distasteful and not at all funny, so I'm going to lock this topic.

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