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 PostPost subject: Whats brown, and flys at 110 MPH (cant convert to K\ph)        Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 5:05 am 
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A Fuel Injected Potato!

(i guess my earlier joke was "disturbing" so i found a better one)

something that makes me laugh is when i replaced the small speaker on my computers motherboard with a pulse sensor, combined with a small rom chip, and a second speaker. when i turn my comptuer on, instead of "beeping" it "farts" it even changes pitch depending on the beep tone...

now all i need to do is make my coldcathode tubes dim when the fart happens...

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 4:01 pm 
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is that meant to be funny?
it really isnt.. but well

just a side note, you wont get anything like server access for such posts..


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I know that... i just wanted to replace my old joke about the dog with a new joke...

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(shrug) im gettin to old for this s***. 8-)


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pizzaboy192 wrote:
(i guess my earlier joke was "disturbing" so i found a better one)

I don't think it was that joke that people didn't like. It was the fact that it was such a kiddie joke in which most of the people on here are too mature to laugh at.

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