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 PostPost subject: Hey All        Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:08 am 
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Just joined and wanted to say that this site is a very good one from what I hear. Hope to test many awesome betas and share some too.

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:42 am 
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I know its a little too late, but you probably should've posted this in The Offocial Welcome Thread


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:55 am 
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I love the joke in your signature.

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:10 am 
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You possibly should also abide by the BETAArchive rules as well.


Yeah that would be a good idea. It's just like paying taxes, nobody likes doing it but you do it anyway.

Do make sure that you use the image uploader thingy (it's that picture with the XP .PNG file icon) to upload all the images you post here. No other forums require it but certain people here get pissy when that miley-cyrus-underwear-pose-for-nick-jonas.png file you posted that's hosted on somerandompichost.ru doesn't load.

Oh yeah and threads with a lastpost that's a month or more old, well, people stopped caring about whatever the hell is in it, so try not to post there.

Oh and, you don't need some huge image in your sig saying something you could accomplish with 2 lines of ASCII text. But people like to do that kinda crap anyway. So whatever.

Linking to 2guys1horse is unwelcome and could be concidered sexual harassment.

Fake files and accusing people of posting fake files is illegal and rude. Linux Kernel 0.01 is not fake but I already posted that so don't bother.

Theres some other crap thats worth a read in the rules but I summed up the major ones for you (:

ADD: I used the edit button to append this. Which by doing that, I'm following Da Rules!!. You will probably notice I spend a lot of time on forums (like this one!) posting random crap, but I should assure you I have way more money in my bank accounts than 75% of the members here combined, and mutliplied by 2.

ANOTHER ADD: I don't contribute to President Bimbo's paycheck and nor will I contribute to any of you.


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 10:31 am 
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Hi, welcome to BetaArchive. Have fun collecting betas :P


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 7:45 pm 
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You sure did pick a good day (week) to show up... ;-). I'm sure Andy will get it sorted though.

Anyways, welcome. And enjoy your stay.

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2008 9:19 pm 
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You sure did pick a good day (week) to show up... ;-). I'm sure Andy will get it sorted though.

Anyways, welcome. And enjoy your stay.


Indeed, welcome to BA, I am WildEye, the jackass of the forums. :P

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:03 am 
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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Mon Sep 15, 2008 9:00 pm 
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Thanks for the welcome guys and the complements on the joke.I'll remember to use the Uploader for all my images.

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