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 PostPost subject: Keep your mind out of the gutter this Thanksgiving!        Posted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 2:50 am 
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Shamelessly stolen from another forum:

Things That Sound Dirty on Thanksgiving But Really Aren't

And he forces his way into the end zone!

Are you going to come again next time?

Are you ready for seconds yet?

Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

Don't play with your meat.

How long do I beat it before it's ready?

How long will it take after you stick it in?

How many are coming?

I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

If I don’t unbuckle my pants, I’m going to burst!

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

It must be broken, ’cause when I push on the tip, nothing squirts out.

It's a little dry. Do you still want to eat it?

It's Cool Whip time!

Just lay back and take it easy. I'll do the rest!

Just spread the legs and stuff it in.

Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

Let's do it in the dining room.

Reach in and grab the giblets.

She's 5,000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down.

Talk about a huge breast!

That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.

That's one terrific spread!Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

You still have a little bit on your chin.

You'll know it's ready when it pops up.


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most of those can be used for other occasions (non-dirty that is)


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