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MadeInEesti

An great blond-joke (you can add yours too)

Post by MadeInEesti »

Do you know why a blond threw a watch out of the window?

Because she wanted to see how time flies!


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Post by Leon »

I told this blonde girl that christmas was right around the corner and she went looking for it!

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Post by lucas93 »

Lol to both
I've got three
(I think these were funnier when my friends were saying them)

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.


How do you confuse a blonde?
Put her in a round room and tell her to find the corner.
How does a blonde confuse you?
When see comes out and says 'I found it!'


How do you confuse a blonde?
Tell her to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

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Post by callumh »

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

You better start running cos' shes got a grenade in her hand!

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Post by Ensign Joe »

How to keep a blonde busy for ages?
Give her a piece of paper with "Turn around" written on both sides!

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