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 PostPost subject: Before and after marriage        Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 7:10 pm 
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Before Marriage:

He: Yes. At last, it was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get!
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:45 pm 
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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sun Dec 02, 2007 8:47 pm 
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One more reason not to marry, but to keep the relationship as it is. :)


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