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 PostPost subject: Dont masturbate        Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:11 am 
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just a short joke i heard
The best advice your dad will every give you
"dont masturbate son or youll go blind"
"im over here dad"
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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:48 am 
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 PostPost subject: Re: Dont masturbate        Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 8:14 am 
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zchri9 wrote:
just a short joke i heard
The best advice your dad will every give you
"dont masturbate son or youll go blind"
"im over here dad"
:P


So true :P

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 10:26 am 
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lol yeah its a bit funny like the kitten one :P


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 PostPost subject: Re: Dont masturbate        Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:19 pm 
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Andy wrote:
zchri9 wrote:
just a short joke i heard
The best advice your dad will every give you
"dont masturbate son or youll go blind"
"im over here dad"
:P


So true :P

Is it?

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 PostPost subject: Re: Dont masturbate        Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:21 pm 
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Toshua123 wrote:
Andy wrote:
zchri9 wrote:
just a short joke i heard
The best advice your dad will every give you
"dont masturbate son or youll go blind"
"im over here dad"
:P


So true :P

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Apparently :P

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Wed Nov 28, 2007 12:23 pm 
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Hmmm :P :P
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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 12:15 pm 
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if that was true, then i would b blind as a bat :P

but, yea, if god killed a kitten everytime sum1 masturbated, there would be no more cats in the world


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:38 pm 
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if that was true, then i would b blind as a bat :P

Actually, it would be a good thing if you were blind as a bat since bats have excellent night vision.

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Fri Nov 30, 2007 9:48 pm 
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haha, true, but i like being able to see in the day too

and believe me, if masturbating really caused blindness, my sight would be a small sacrifice :wink:


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