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 PostPost subject: airline flight        Posted: Tue Nov 20, 2007 12:24 pm 
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Man steps on airplane, first time ever on a plane and is very very nervous!
Flight takes off and he is so nervous he needs to use the restroom.
He heads back to the bathroom and sees its occupied, he is standing there holding himself and shking up and down.
Attendant comes by and says "if you have go that bad, use the womens restroom, just do NOT use any of the buttons on the wall."

Man steps in sits down. starts looking around and admiring how much nicer the womens bathroom is compared to the mans.
He sees in front of him 4 buttons on the wall.
Curious as all us stupid men are, he reachs out and pushes the first button, its marked "AW" the Toilet flushes and a mechanical arm reachs up and wipes his butt off. Automatic A** Wiper"
He thinks to himself, "WOW, these women have it made! we have nothing like this!"
SO he reachs out to the next button, Its marked "AD" All of a sudden this his butt gets a fast sprittz of water and then a fan starts up and dries his butt perfectly dry! Automatic Butt Dryer
He thinks "WOW, women have the coolest bathrooms!"
Now he is even more curious! He reachs out to the third button, it has "APP" above it. He pushes it and a mechanical hand reachs up and powder puffs his butt off! Automatic Powder Puff.
Now he is thinking "WOW, I cant wait to try that last button!, It is marked "ATR"
He reachs out and pushes the button!, We wakes up several hours later in a hospital dazed! Nurse walks in and he asks "WHat happened?" She says "They told you NOT to touch those buttons on the wall. The last button was an automatic tampex remover, by the way, you Penis is in a bag on the table."

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LMFAO.
Now thats briliant :D

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 5:48 am 
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LOL :P thats hilarious!!


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Wed Nov 21, 2007 4:08 pm 
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That's excellent :D
Funniest thing that i've heard all day

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