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Never lie to your Mother.

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A young man called John invited his mother for dinner,
during the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how
beautiful John's flatmate, Sharon , was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to
wonder if there was more between John and his flat mate than met the eye.
Reading his mum's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking,
but I assure you, Sharon & I are just flat mates".
About a week later, Sharon came to John saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,
I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't suppose she took it do you?"
"Well I doubt it, but I'll e-mail her just to be sure" said John. So he sat down and wrote:

DEAR MOTHER,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN FROM MY HOUSE,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN BUT THE FACT REMAINS
THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR DINNER.
LOVE JOHN

Several days later, John received an email from his mother which read:
DEAR SON,
I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SHARON , AND I'M NOT SAYING THAT
YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SHARON , BUT THE FACT REMAINS THAT IF SHE
WAS SLEEPING IN HER OWN BED, SHE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY NOW.
LOVE MUM
NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER!!!!!

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Post by Beta Freak »

ahaha! Thats great!

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Post by Daniel »

aaaaah lmfao

this is a useful post

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Post by Apache »

Thats good
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rotfl
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It's good to see you back, KenOath

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lol, thats brilliant

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Great! Funniest thing I've read in a while!
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I just came back and ROFL
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Post by longview »

Am I the only one thinking his mom's a bitch trying to stop him from tappin that?
She was probably hot and his mom totally hid his frying pan.
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Post by XDude »

lmao

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Post by merty »

rofl, genius.
I'll have to note that, it may come in handy some day

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merty wrote:may come in handy some day
Right.
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Another one similar to the 1st post....

"Going Fishing"

A man called home to his wife and said, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his friends.
We'll be gone for a week.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting,
so could you please pack enough clothes for a week and set out my rod
and fishing box? We're leaving from the office & I will swing by the house
to pick my things up" "Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a bit fishy but being the good wife she is, did
exactly what her husband asked.
The following weekend he came home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomed him home and asked if he caught many fish?

He said, "Yes! Lots of Salmon, some Bluegill, and a few Swordfish, But
why didn't you pack my new blue silk pyjamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replied, "I did. They're in your fishing box!

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That's brilliant
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