The Simpsons Movie [SPOILER]

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The Simpsons Movie [SPOILER]

Post by longview »

I just got back from this... abomination.

I hereby present MY ending to the movie (POSSIBLE SPOILER, explicit language):
Bart and Homer are threatened with a shotgun.
Start after "Leave them laughing"
Homer is shot in the face with a soulless bullet time of the pellets piercing through his brain
* Bullet time subliminal message: "KILL YOURSELF KILL YOURSELF YOU'RE WATCHING A SH**TY MOVIE KILL YOURSELF NOW"
His brain spews out behind him forming a FOX NEWS logo because he's a redneck to the bitter f**king end.
Screen cuts to black.
Bart: You wouldn't kill a ten year old boy, would you?
*Shot fired*
Roll credits sequencing into the second half of the Pink Floyd song "One of these Days"
Yeah, I thought it sucked. (Mod note: I starred out swearing myself so the filter wouldn't mess up the grammar.)

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Post by Jeff »

Lol, I hate the simpsons, and won't even consider wasting 2 hours (or however long it is) of my life on it.
-Jeff

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87 minutes, I considered walking out halfway through.
Also, WTF is up with Bart giving Homer one last chance? F**k that, Homer messed up, time to pay the price.

Yeah, the movie was a string of pushy jokes matched only by a David Letterman marathon or one of my posts.

Edit: And what? Green Day was the best you could do, did'ya even consider, oh, I don't know, one of the bands that played at Live Earth? Roger Waters too expensive eh? Oh I get it, all your cash was spent on booze and hookers. Allright then, you know, you have to make a movie as well. How much monay do we have? 10bux? That'll only get you Green Day... <-- How it happened.

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Post by Andy »

Edited topic title to make it clear there is a possible spoiler.

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Post by expert01 »

Only spoiler is the shotgun. Lame.

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Post by swellhead »

"worst episode ever" no seriously it got too much of a story line, and nearly fell asleep its that boring.

Why is it that south park pulled off a great movie while the Simpson's one is so s*it.

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