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 PostPost subject: should be taught in school        Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 10:54 am 
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Some true facts of life that everyone should have been taught in Biology class.
How did we get this far without this information???




If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)



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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)



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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)



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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)



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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)



(I'm still not over the pig.)



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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)



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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.


("Honey, I'm home. What the..?!")


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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)



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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)



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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.



(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)


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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)



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A cat's urine glows under a black light.


(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)



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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)



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Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)



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Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


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Humans, some primates and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:15 am 
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Interesting and Funny :lol:

Are all those true, some I know are true... Left handed people live shorter... if I switch hands do I get 9 years back?


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:18 am 
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The male praying mantis has a brain in his A*s totally devoted to having sex with the female once the other one is gone.


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Tue Jul 24, 2007 11:29 am 
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well looks like im going to die 9 years before a lot of you :(


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Humans, some primates and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.


i learned in my biology class that some animals will masturbate when they can't find a partner or when they're just bored (and i learned this fact from my 7th grade teacher... go figure)

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:11 am 
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Very funny :)


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