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 PostPost subject: The Never Ending Story        Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 12:02 am 
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We used to have one on OSBA, I thought it would be nice to have one here too.

Every person simply adds a few words.

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Bill Gates woke up one day to find out...


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...they had signed the contract with Novell to support openSUSE.


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Steve Ballmer came in, a chair in his left hand, shouting...


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:31 am 
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He then proceeded to hit...

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 4:17 am 
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...Bill Gates with the chair flat on the head, immediately rendering him unconscious. Ballmer sighed with relief: "No UAC to prompt me if I really want to beat up Billy, yeah!".


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Hitting old Billy on the head made him give a sigh of relief and in turn made him go mad. He decided it would be fun to...

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set fire to bill gates

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which was good because hitting him over the head only knocked him out, the fire would kill him, but, after agonizing screams for several minutes as his flesh burned and melted into a messy patch on the floor. What would he tell the FBI? Heres an idea, he spilt his coffee. They'd never know the real truth. With Billy gone he could now...

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... such as creating an army of zombie soldiers bent on stealing all of the worlds sugar. And these wouldn't be any ordinary zombie soldiers. They would have drumsticks for hands and sport green mullets, but...


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the zombies started stealing the world's sugar, everyone started panicking. When the zombies finished stealing the sugar from Canada and made their way to...


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...Russia, where the mafia attacked and killed them when they tried to steal the sugar. It was too bad that the mafia people(?) ate all of the sugar from canada and died allowing steve to...

Edit: the first sentence didn't make much sense (im tired)

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...finally take over the world using mafia methods without having to fear any future mafia interference...


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..until he came face to face with an army of iPhone-wielding hipster drones..


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...they saw a popular music artist had been bought one as a present and they didn't think they could make any good publicity out of the leaked pictures containing...


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..they flattened into pancakes, clouding the air with a mist of yeast..


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