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 PostPost subject: Pearly Gates.        Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:51 am 
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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came
upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I
approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him
in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw
it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off .... Or I'll kick the
sh*t out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Just a couple minutes ago."


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LOL! Pretty funny!

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