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 PostPost subject: Here's to you Fat Walmart shopper        Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:23 am 
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Dear Fat Walmart shopper,

We all know that you are fat and lazy. If someone doesn't get it from your size 56 pants, they can see you will put absolutely no effort to get through the Walmart doors. You sit there parked, in the middle of traffic, waiting for someone to move out of a handicapped spot. Forget the fact that no one is even close to moving one of these cars. Ignore the lack of a handicapped license plate... you're fat. You can't be bothered to walk an extra 50 feet. That would kill you. And what about the rest of the family? They aren't to far behind you in terms of having small objects orbit around them. You can't put them through that excruciating work.

Please know that we all understand that every step is a mounting effort. Turning around to look if someone is behind you before you step dead in your tracks to look at the easter candy on clearance, I know... it's tough. But your whole family, standing side by side, taking up what should be a 12 person aisle, making what should take five minute chore into a half hour excursion. You even leave your cart in the last extra bit of space left in the aisle, so you can actually move around, though inhibiting everyone else from doing so.

I know you also think you are handicapped. Handicapped in the same way that a vietnam vet with no legs is handicapped.... The same way that a 95 year old woman with Multiple Sclerosis is hadicapped. You even block other, even more deserving people with your enormity, while the older half of your family scoups up the last of the motorized carts. But this gives you no excuse to go through the express lane with two carts full of ham, AND THEN PAY WITH A CHECK?!?

You are what is wrong with the US of A. You would better serve mankind as fuel for a fire.

Please die.


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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 10:49 am 
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Who are walmart? dont they own ASDA in the UK

(Sorry for the stupid question. i cant quite sleep and im not sure if anything i type even makes the slightest bit of sense :()

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 PostPost subject:        Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 1:30 am 
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They do own Asda in the UK.


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 PostPost subject: Re: Here's to you Fat Walmart shopper        Posted: Mon Apr 16, 2007 8:09 am 
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RentedMule wrote:
Dear Fat Walmart shopper,

We all know that you are fat and lazy. If someone doesn't get it from your size 56 pants, they can see you will put absolutely no effort to get through the Walmart doors. You sit there parked, in the middle of traffic, waiting for someone to move out of a handicapped spot. Forget the fact that no one is even close to moving one of these cars. Ignore the lack of a handicapped license plate... you're fat. You can't be bothered to walk an extra 50 feet. That would kill you. And what about the rest of the family? They aren't to far behind you in terms of having small objects orbit around them. You can't put them through that excruciating work.

Please know that we all understand that every step is a mounting effort. Turning around to look if someone is behind you before you step dead in your tracks to look at the easter candy on clearance, I know... it's tough. But your whole family, standing side by side, taking up what should be a 12 person aisle, making what should take five minute chore into a half hour excursion. You even leave your cart in the last extra bit of space left in the aisle, so you can actually move around, though inhibiting everyone else from doing so.

I know you also think you are handicapped. Handicapped in the same way that a vietnam vet with no legs is handicapped.... The same way that a 95 year old woman with Multiple Sclerosis is hadicapped. You even block other, even more deserving people with your enormity, while the older half of your family scoups up the last of the motorized carts. But this gives you no excuse to go through the express lane with two carts full of ham, AND THEN PAY WITH A CHECK?!?

You are what is wrong with the US of A. You would better serve mankind as fuel for a fire.

Please die.


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That does sound like a WAL*MART scenario.

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