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Author:  win2k8man [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 10:12 am ]
Post subject:  Vista SP1 toilet paper: freshen up after your download

If the wait for Vista SP1 has left you feeling a bit backed up, here's something to get excited about. Now you can express your relief and freshen up afterwards with some quality Vista Ultimate SP1 toilet paper.

The T-Zone store in the gadget-paradise that is the Akihabara district in Tokyo is selling this smooth and comfortable 3-ply product, on which the manufacturer has printed a list of all the new features in Vista SP1 (sadly, only in Japanese kanji - it's all bluescreens to us).

If you’d like to get your hands on this little piece of early-morning superiority reinforcement, you can pop into the T-Zone store in person or visit them online.

http://www.tgdaily.com/content/view/36505/118/

Author:  WinPC [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:04 pm ]
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Come on now. No one wants "Vista Ultimate SP1" Toliet Paper. I don't see why any real person would want something like that.

Author:  XDude [ Wed Mar 19, 2008 2:14 pm ]
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japanese people always have to make funny jokes

Author:  Frozenport [ Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:16 am ]
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I'll opt for the Business or Home Premium edition :D

Author:  Kenneth [ Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:24 am ]
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I'll opt for Vista MinWin.

Author:  Ambig [ Wed Mar 26, 2008 4:39 am ]
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So, what Ultimate extras does this product promise? It's great that this can be used in both home and business settings without having anything trimmed out of it, unlike that trash 2 ply paper known as Home Basic.

Will there be a free bidet addon? I hear it's a huge water hog.

Besides, what does Ultimate have over Home Premium if you're only going to be using it in a home setting, besides the bidet that will be in a perpetual beta? I mean, both have Direct Poo 10, and both have the same AEROdynamics between your cheeks. The only thing I can think of is that Business and Ultimate can be used in bathrooms with multiple toilet stalls.

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