Post subject: Bill Gates is dead. [Remember, its April 1st] Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:02 am
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Bill Gates died of a drug overdose this morning
William Henry Gates III, Bill Gates as we knew him died at approximately 11:53am Pacific Standard Time from a cardiac arrest as the result of an apparently intentional overdose, approximately 300mg of Cyanide powder.
A cleaner at the Microsoft Campus in Redmond found Gates in a coma after consuming the cyanide powder, Gates was rushed to the Redmond District Hospital and died shortly afterwards during an operation aimed at removing fluid from his lungs in an attempt to revive him.
Born October 28, 1955 Bill Gates has been one of the most recognizable icons in the field of computing for over fifteen years, with a net worth of over $56 billion the former Microsoft CEO's death will be mourned by the world.
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Well, in the first second of reading it, I thought "WTF". For me, it was still March 31st because of the time zone, so I didn't think of an April Fool's joke immediately, but then I thought "This can't be real".
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