Post jokes you think are funny but are too small to really deserve a thread of their own.

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So there was a horse in a bar...

What did the Xserv say to the Poweredge?

I'm better then you.

TWO CAMELS IN A TINY [censored] CAR!!!

I said jokes, not random caps lock

It is a joke though, Interpret it from my joke above XD

Steve Jobs says "The only way Apple devices will get Flash is over my dead body".

So Apple will have Flash by the end of next week.

Well, I will say mine.

I have a picture I had taken 2 Days ago.

I was in the hospital for checking my blood. The Doctor rooms are numbered, one of the rooms is numbered.....


Eh? 404? I don't think that the doctor is not found! But his tools he use is not found!!

Poor patients who will be met with this doctor. lol

I have a problem. Every time I look in the mirror I throw up. I consulted the doctor about this. "What's wrong with me?" I said. He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."

Muffins are just ugly cupcakes.

Better than a half way decent GeForce! Just look at the price maybe I should sell mine!

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=S3 ... 40&bih=707

A hot blonde walks into an appliance store. She tells the sales person at the counter that she wants to buy the television that's on display behind him.

The sales clerk tells the blonde that he can't do that because they aren't allowed to sell anything to blondes. He refers her to the sign behind him that states "We do no sell to Blondes"

The next day the blonde returns wearing a brunette wig. Again she tells the sales clerk that she wants to buy the TV on display.

The sales clerk says that he told her yesterday that he can't sell it to her.

The blonde asks, "How did you know it was me?"

The sales clerk says, "Because that's a microwave on the display"

Newspaper Headline: Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers - Well, at least it will teach them, bit harsh though IMO.
Newspaper Headline: Crack Found on Governor's Daughter - Now really!
Newspaper Headline: Miners Refuse to Work after Death - Using that as an excuse really just doesn't cut it.
Newspaper Headline: Cold wave linked to temperatures - And it wasn't, when?

A sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
An office sign: Toilet out of action, please use floor below
Repair Shop: We can repair anything. Please knock, doorbell is broken.

Some grammar fails in headlines (full stops and commas please!):

Eye drops off shelf
Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
Two Soviet ships collide - one dies

In 1996 i was working at a local computer store, when a woman came in and told me that her computer did not find the printer. "I even turned the screen against it and it still couldn't see it." she said.

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And today, instead of monitors, people would be complaining that their webcams are broken.

A man walks into a bar and there is a monkey pianist sitting there. The man orders a drink and looks around. He turns back to see the monkeys tail in his drink. He turns to the monkey and asks him, "Excuse me, do you know your tail is in my drink?" and the monkey says "no, but if you whistle it, I'll try to play it."



I was working with a computer technician back in 1997 and heard something very similar but with a modem that it wasn't communicating with the computer and she wanted to know how she could get the computer to talk and work together.