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Justin · **Post subject:** Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:23 pm

A cat, a dog and a penis were sitting down talking one day.
The cat says "I don't like my master, he makes me do my work in a litter box",
The dog replies and says "You think thats bad? My master makes me go outside and do my work on a fire hydrant",
The penis steps in and says "You guys don't even know! My master puts a bag over my head and makes me do push ups until I throw up!"

Enjoy, everyone have a good day.

Saul · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Fri Jan 15, 2010 9:49 pm

Oh dear god.

/me vomits

taza · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 12:35 am

That was... interesting. Very wierd.

Rioter · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 1:31 am

You sure that's funny? If so, please lemme know which planet you posted this from

dj_cityboy · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:20 am

yeah i dunno, considering the age group of some of the members here, it might be a bit much, just my 2 cents...

peas
cityboy

betaluva · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 2:40 am

thats as old as i am and its still not funny, sorry.

Justin · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:02 am

Well boys (and girls) I tried!
Just trying! My aplogoies.

betaluva · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 7:41 am

dont be discouraged, next time judge your audience better, i would LOVE to read some tiger woods jokes, i have only heard a few.

Justin · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:02 pm

betaluva wrote:

dont be discouraged, next time judge your audience better, i would LOVE to read some tiger woods jokes, i have only heard a few.

Thanks

I don't really know about the audience here yet, as I mainly am only around to ask questions. I only posted in here to try and get my name around, meet new people etc.

Andy · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:36 pm

I laughed. Most people have little sense of humour it seems...

DRToxic · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:57 pm

is funny, i like jokes like this...and worse... (offensive jokes are my fav...because i dont get offended, neither do my mates

)

giantsteen · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:54 am

bad joke. I hate dirty jokes.

Gnome · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:14 pm

I lol'ed a little

zamadatix · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 7:09 pm

It had a good twist, I gave a small chuckle at it

taza · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:31 pm

DRToxic wrote:

is funny, i like jokes like this...and worse... (offensive jokes are my fav...because i dont get offended, neither do my mates

)

I would have to agree, i love dirty and disgusting jokes.

DRToxic · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:34 pm

taza wrote:

DRToxic wrote:

is funny, i like jokes like this...and worse... (offensive jokes are my fav...because i dont get offended, neither do my mates

)

I would have to agree, i love dirty and disgusting jokes.

I only know too many. feel free to pm me whenever if you got any good jokes.

rayle · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Tue Jan 19, 2010 2:44 am

I laughed, then felt bad for laughing. The internets has messed me up...

4512jth · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:17 am

I loled a little bit. I think i heard this one before though

Patrick · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat Jan 30, 2010 9:08 am

This isn't a original joke, I found it on several sites.

Gmod1001 · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Fri Feb 05, 2010 10:05 am

taza wrote:

DRToxic wrote:

is funny, i like jokes like this...and worse... (offensive jokes are my fav...because i dont get offended, neither do my mates

)

I would have to agree, i love dirty and disgusting jokes.

Dirty jokes FTW!

SnaveZ · **Post subject:** Re: Masters are bad :( **Posted:** Sat May 01, 2010 8:28 am

hahaha awww.....

Masters are bad :(

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