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 PostPost subject: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:55 pm 
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The old topic broke at page 9, so I'll start a new one...

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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 2:06 am 
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The old topic broke at page 9, so I'll start a new one...


I'll start, this one's an oldie but a goodie.

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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Mon Nov 24, 2008 9:56 pm 
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RichardGatinho wrote:
The old topic broke at page 9, so I'll start a new one...


I'll start, this one's an oldie but a goodie.

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hmm its like the ones at school! except your missing the 3 row large del.ici.us toolbar... thats hwy i have a portable chrome on my usb lol


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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 10:53 am 
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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 4:39 pm 
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i find that one particularly funny for some reason :p


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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2008 7:35 pm 
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It appeared in the software list as "Uninstall 1.0.0.1"... I have really no idea where it came from :S

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I didnt enter the product key when it told me to, so it gave me this error.

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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 2:46 pm 
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I didnt enter the product key when it told me to, so it gave me this error.


failblog time ;)

at this rate bsod will give an error! (is that possible?)


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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:29 pm 
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at this rate bsod will give an error! (is that possible?)

Maybe if the system didnt have the appropriate file for a BSOD?
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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 3:31 pm 
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somebody tell me the important files for bsod on my laptop i can get them by opening anything that uses directx or opengl :D lol.


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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:13 pm 
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somebody tell me the important files for bsod on my laptop i can get them by opening anything that uses directx or opengl :D lol.


The BSoD is generated by D:\XPSPRTM\BASE\NTOS\Ke\BugCheck.c, line 923. The function is KeDisplayBlueScreen. The BSoD code is located in Ntoskrnl.exe in %SystemRoot%\system32\

The only way to make a BSoD with DirectX or OpenGL is to call KeBugCheck or KeBugCheckEx in the abstraction DLL (Include file: wdm.h or ntddk.h)


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somebody tell me the important files for bsod on my laptop i can get them by opening anything that uses directx or opengl :D lol.


The BSoD is generated by D:\XPSPRTM\BASE\NTOS\Ke\BugCheck.c, line 923. The function is KeDisplayBlueScreen. The BSoD code is located in Ntoskrnl.exe in %SystemRoot%\system32\

The only way to make a BSoD with DirectX or OpenGL is to call KeBugCheck or KeBugCheckEx in the abstraction DLL (Include file: wdm.h or ntddk.h)

and... How do you do that? :P That would be so funny if you just made a program that generates a BSOD... I'm wondering. If you called it, what would it say in the bit where it tells you what went wrong?
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Error in line 142 explorer.exe

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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 7:48 pm 
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Simple, just write an app that calls KeBugCheck or if you're on Vista,Server 2008 or 7 end smss.exe or wininit.exe to get a manual BSoD

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The format for line errors are like this:

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File ntoskrnl.exe caused an unexpected error (1337)
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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 10:24 pm 
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yeah i hate my drive lol

wouldn't it also be possible to make one that causes bsod's by making it close the process tree of the process SYSTEM?


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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2008 11:08 pm 
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nah, it wouldnt work,all you get is a shutdown message explaining that the remote procedure call service was ended unexpectedly

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Sysinternal's NotMyFault causes manual BSoDs or CrashOnCtrlScroll


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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Thu Dec 25, 2008 2:17 am 
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nah, it wouldnt work,all you get is a shutdown message explaining that the remote procedure call service was ended unexpectedly


thats what you get on xp but on vista it crashes.

if you open the run box or cmd prompt and type shutdown -a you have xp urnning on 100 mb ram lol (140 after explorer is loaded).


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this one is funny :D :D kill bill gates :D :D
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also this http://images.google.com.ph/images?hl=t ... a=N&tab=wi


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Got this while installing .NET Framework 2 SP1 on WinXP...

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I think Microsoft need to take more care proof-reading the apps they write....

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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 6:42 pm 
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Update to an old version??? :?


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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 6:39 am 
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 PostPost subject: Re: Post funny computer screenshots or photos        Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:10 am 
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Lol, How much space have you used on your hard-drive?

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