What happened to the Italian Chef that died?

He Pasta away
He Canoli handle so much
He will become a Pizza history.

-Post your lame Jokes/Puns-

I'm really Hungary.

Might as well eat some Chile.

I will file in court to Belarus! - Says nigga
Why? - Asked Judge
Because the Rus-White! This is discrimination!- answers Niger.
(Belarus= Белая Русь= White Rus)

Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!

WARNING: this isn't funny
what happens if you shoot a monkey? it dies.

Haha xD

The early bird catches the worm, but it's the second mouse that gets the cheese...

why was the water late for work?
it got drunk

So my friend cracked his phone screen, my comment to it on Facebook was "Bad crack that like mate"
Yep, its terrible, and i ain't even mad.

I thought this was meant to be for lame jokes. I laughed at that one

I wake up at midnight... Creep into my brother's room...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I scream at him...

Glass coffins - will they catch on?
Remains to be seen!

This is the worst one I know :\

-A man walks into a bar... ouch

-What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?.....
......a stick

Two men walk into a bar... ouch, ouch!

What do Pascal and Atlantis have in common?

They're both below C level!

What?

Mirrorainbow?

Clearly there is a lame joke there, but I still don't get it.

Shoulda told you.
Rainbow Dash.
I found it in my Google+ albums, was pretty lame