Post subject: Re: Terminal echo service, hmm... Posted: Sun Aug 07, 2011 6:47 am
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Post subject: Re: Terminal echo service, hmm... Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 6:32 pm
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Joined Tue Mar 02, 2010 8:30 pm
Favourite OS Windows 7 and Windows Vista
This the kill\exit easter egg? Typed 'DIE' into the command line:
This was a triumph. I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. Aperture Science We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when there's Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I will be still alive. STILL ALIVE, STILL ALIVE
Post subject: Re: Terminal echo service, hmm... Posted: Mon Aug 08, 2011 7:36 pm
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Joined Thu Dec 30, 2010 7:25 pm
Typed Exit : Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure. Remember when you tried to kill me twice? Oh how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing. Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
You want your freedom? take it. That's what I'm counting on.
I used to want you dead but Now I only want you gone.
She was a lot like you. (Maybe not quite as heavy). Now little Caroline is in here too. One day they woke me up - So I could live forever. It’s such a shame the same will never happen to you.
You’ve got your short sad life left. That's what I'm counting on. I'll let you get right to it - Now I only want you gone.
Goodbye my only friend. Oh, did you think I meant you? That would be funny if it weren't so sad. Well you have been replaced. I don't need anyone now. When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so bad.
Go make some new disaster. That's what I'm counting on. You're someone else's problem.
Now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone. Now I only want you gone.