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I prefer my meat medium well? And I'm a geek?

This works, just remove the oreos and replace the jolt cola with Barq's Root Beer.

''Cheetos. This prize is the primary reason that computer nerds have yellow stuff between their teeth.''

Cheetos make me puke.

Yeah, literally none of this applies to me. I don't like spicy food - so Mexican and Thai is out, I don't eat those sugary hostess cake things, I prefer Cold Ranch Doritos, I prefer Mini-M&M's over the "2 lb box", I do however like double stuffed oreos and cheetos, I could go either way with fortune cookies, I don't eat doughnuts, I'm allergic to peanuts so I don't eat much peanut butter, I don't drink soda and I don't eat / like a lot of pizza. I also try to eat -only- fully cooked meat and only healthy foods, haha.

What an insult… I am vegan… and have no interest in eating all that crap…

Toast with blackstrap tastes good… Broccoli too… And Tofu/Tempeh/Seitan… Yumm…

You know what? I think I've insulted all 3379 BetaArchive members in one post. The bribes are now gone.

I eat completely normal and healthy food in real life, no junk food or anything. And I look nothing like the stereotypical computer nerd. I hate the term 'nerd' anyway.