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 PostPost subject: Doctor Who jokes        Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 1:46 pm 
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First the most obvious one
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Knock Knock

Who's There?

Doctor

Doctor Who?

Exactly


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Dalek: EXTERMINATE

Jack:Is that a plunger or are you just pleased to see me?


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Christmas time, two Daleks man and wife at dinner table. One (the husband) plops a silver tray with lid on table, removes lid and there's a pile of carbonised bone and the wife says: "You've over-exterminated the turkey again!"


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How does a Dalek keep its skin soft?
Exfoliate!Exfoliate!

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Why do daleks eat apples?
Because an apple a day keeps the Doctor away

*hehe*

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 PostPost subject: Re: Doctor Who jokes        Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 1:35 am 
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ha-ha-ha, very good!, keep them coming.

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 PostPost subject: Re: Doctor Who jokes        Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 8:52 am 
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Why did the Dalek apply for a job in pest control?

He liked the job description - "Exterminate! Exterminate!"

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Why does the Doctor regularly visit the dentist?

Because he doesn't want to lose his K9!

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 PostPost subject: Re: Doctor Who jokes        Posted: Sat Jul 31, 2010 6:19 am 
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Gave me a good laugh. Last one is the best!

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